Let's begin with a little story. Since the presidential campaign is over, I figured some political
humor might be in order. The following is a funny and true story told by KC Williams who
teaches High School Government. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States .
It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.
KC and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating .. "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by c-section".
And someday she'll vote!
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George W Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"sometimes they misunderestimate me" President George W. Bush
When Shaquille O'Neal was asked if he had visited the Parthenon on a recent trip to Greece, he replied, "I can't really remember the names of the clubs we went to."
No list would be complete without a quote from Dan Quayle "It's great to be here in the great state of Chicago!"